i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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