If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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