just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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