low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize