that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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