Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I pour the whiskey from now on
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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