did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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