I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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