Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
We are two peas in an std pod
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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