White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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