She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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