i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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