Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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