I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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