four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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