Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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