No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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