I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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