Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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