Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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