i barfeds in our rink
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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