my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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