Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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