what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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