is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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