I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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