What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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