She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression