It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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