"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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