i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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