I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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