from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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