careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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