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Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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