i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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