the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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