Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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