She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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