I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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