yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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