i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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