I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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