i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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