if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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