So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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