Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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