Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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