why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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