So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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