I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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