awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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