So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
farters have to be the big spoon...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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