Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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